Dear Ms Estrogen,

Firstly, thank you for gracing my blood circulation this time of the month again. It is an honor to have you protecting my Little Ovum.

However, I would appreciate it if you could make your presence less high profile. I understand that your best friend, Lady Uterus, would be happy to see you when you are released by Mdm Corpus Luteum once a month. On the other hand, The Brain Family may not be that welcoming, especially Big Sis Frontal Lobes. It is a nightmare for Big Sis Frontal Lobes when everyone seems to piss her off, and she goes around pissing people off too.

Therefore, in order not to mess up Big Sis Frontal Lobes' emotions, could you please limit your visit to Lady Uterus only? I thank you for your kind cooperation and wish you the best of health.

Yours Sincerely,
Veronica Leong
V's Body Pte Ltd
Director